И снова ГП 2

[JustADreamer]

На этот раз о фильме.

Я думаю, это лучший фильм из всех! Оно эффектно, зачаровывающе, замечательно!
Фелтон очарователен, но уж больно он староват для шестнадцати лет. И весь фильм ходил какой-то пристукнутый. Но это и понятно, он и в книге был пристукнутый... А я так надеялсо увидеть Кребба и Гойла девочками...
Поттер пострашнел, но он хотя бы вполне выглядит на шестнадцать. А его "Сэ-эр" и лицо в тот момент вообще убило!)) Интересно, там точно было зелье Феликс Фелицис или что по крепче?
Полумна как всегда прелесть! А еще мне понравились ее сережки редисками! >.<
Я сначала решил, что Невила подменили. А над бедным Симусом все так же продолжают издеваться!)
Том Реддл в детстве это что-то! *_* Просто брать и тискать! Только чтоб у него лицо было всегда как будто что-то стухло Только зачем они заменили взрослого Реддла этого я понять не могу! У них же во второй части он совсем другой был... Тот был симпотичнее >.<
Теперь я понимаю, почему Машка любит Хелену Бродем-Картер! Ей самое то играть сумасшедших злодеев! *_______*
Еще нипонимаю зачем они напихали туда всякой хрени! Лучше бы побольше воспоминаний показали! Я так хотела посмотреть на родителей Реддла. А еще на похароны Дамблдора...

@темы: Я щаслив!, Я и не я, Кино

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[Cerise Rouge]

Бонем Картер с Бертоном просто прекрасно смотрится. Ммм эксцентричная женщина , низнаю в «терме» она так себе, но в Суини Тодде я фапаю на нее ** а какая она в Файтклабе арарар

[Rei-chan.]

Полумна как всегда прелесть! А еще мне понравились ее сережки редисками! >.<

Ой, я вообще каваюсь с неё, как говорится! Такая милаха! И вообще, я люблю странных девиц.

Поттер пострашнел, но он хотя бы вполне выглядит на шестнадцать.

Не знаю, мне показалось, что он совсем не изменился.. Вот кто пострашнел - так это Фред и Джордж! ><

[JustADreamer]

Cerise Rouge, я смотрела с ней только Поттера)

[JustADreamer]

Не знаю, мне показалось, что он совсем не изменился.. Вот кто пострашнел - так это Фред и Джордж! ><

Да-да-да >.< Постарели даже! И кто напялил на них костюмы?! Кто посмел???)))

[Cerise Rouge]

А зря советую Суини.

[JustADreamer]

Почему зря? Он же тебе понравился?)

[Rei-chan.]

Мими-тян , угу-угу.. Ужос. Стариканы.

[Cerise Rouge]

бльо да ладно вам, нормальные они люди. не все прекрасные высокие блондинистые голубоглазки, Фелтон не аристократ, Редклиф не мальчик-который-выжил, они актреры, а актер должен быть своеобразным, мне нравится игра, нравится их речь, меня черт возми просто радует действо и если бы на их мете были бы красивые вычурные бабищи с мужиками я бы честно не выдержал. ибо английские подростки конца 20 века в их роли шикарны! А вообще я фапаю на Руперта, переболевшего Н5N1

[Rei-chan.]

Cerise Rouge, ну, мы и не говорим, что они люди плохие. Просто образы Фреда и Джорджа не понравились.

[Cerise Rouge]

да ладно, Фелпсы очешуеть как вписываются и как подходят для роли, что вы хотите война в мире фзрослеть надо и не обязательно что бы в свои дцать они выглядели именно на свой возраст.

[JustADreamer]

Cerise Rouge, так они и не плохие) И играют отлично, и никто не говорит о том что они уроды, просто я себе их немного по другому представляю и это выводит из себя, это так - личные тараканы))

[JustADreamer]

Что ж ты так на нас обозлилась?) На вкус и цвет ну и дальше по тексту)

[Rei-chan.]

Мими-тян, вот-вот.

[Cerise Rouge]

да я не обозлился, просто я самоотверженный дурак...
ну я представлял именно так, ибо мне вообще тогда не особо представяллось я был мал и просто фапал.
-Вот люди там! Представляйте. он вообще не спят!
-А чего они не спят?
-Потому что не устают.
А чего же они не устают?
-Потому что дураки!
-А чего же, дураки не устают?
-А с чего дуракам уставать!

[JustADreamer]

Вишенка, ты не спишь?

[Cerise Rouge]

Я, нет что ты я с мусорной дурью в башке встречал три дня подряд рассветы, это вдохновляет. Рэшечка драббельная выносить мозг Сид и Нэнси выметаю остаточки и кусочки. а еще я унихался хлорочкой, но это приятно же! ах забыл пожаловаться -- на мне отвратительно неудобный купальник, и деньги на наладоннике слетели в никуда никудышное, а так я рад *3*

[JustADreamer]

Хоть ты и дурак, советую все таки поспать) А купить новый купальник и положить деньги на наладошник?
Ну раз ты рад, то и я рад)

[Cerise Rouge]

так ниусну я выпил огроменную чашку капучино, сьел темпуру и сел переводить Кея/Харухи очешуеть как очаровательно будет мне ночью!
Купальник я купил новый он в стирке, Ми-сан он такой черный с белыми цветами и рюшами, Ми-сан я ни фапал на рюши а так случилось...
завтра пойду оложу и куплю яблок, но эсли он позволит себе разрядиться я его убью апасфальт...

[JustADreamer]

Ыыы *______* Ты же дашь мне ее почитать?)))
Неужели ты опять собралась смотреть рассвет?
Ну рюшки это все равно очаровательно я уверена, что тебе идут рюши, да ведь?)
Нинада! Если ты убьешь его об асфальт, то зачем тогда класть на него деньги, а? А деньги надо положить обязательно! Потому что я так сказал! >>
Вишн-кун, что мне подарить подруге? Т^Т

[Cerise Rouge]

Конечно) я выставлю на Баджитофу) Мы вообще шипперим с Полей эту пару **
Ага ** и как в прошлыйй раз писать впечатления
ну они типа как бразильские, вроде пошли, Ми-сан может мне купить черно-красную юбку и научится танцевать рубму** и доучит па танго** я буду такой громоздкий и траурно-прекрасный теленок *3*
это очень важная причина... я учту
подари себя она обрадуется! я именно так и делаю, прихожу, выпиваю, дарю себя и деньги и ухожу ** на меня не обижаются ибо я не могу спросить что тебе подарить... ибо в половине случаев мне ридется устраиваться на работу

[JustADreamer]

О.О А я не знал... Хочешь дам почитать один очаровательный фанфик, на английском?
Поля! >.< Ты ж так себя загубишь! Тем более ты сама сказала, что в прошлый раз ничего особенного не было!
Ты будешь замечатльный теленок))) Конечно купи, если хочешь!)
Дарить деньги это как-то не камильфо... А на работу нет времени, день рождения завтра)

[Cerise Rouge]

Радость моя не делай этой грубой ошипки! кОмильфо - comme il faut - букв. - как надо
давааай!!!1
ну а вдруг получится дельное!
ну я знаю, но ока никто не жаловался, они у меня такие, в случае чего будут орать ** я дарил комлекты нижнего белья, носочки... я вообще что только не дарил, осталось одарить недельку ^^

[JustADreamer]

Хорошо) Комильфо так комильфо)
А вдруг не получится? Поспи одну ночьку, а потом опять будешь наблюдать рассветы)
Ты оригинален)) А я что не найду, все не навится(мне)))
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Title: 50 Details In The Life Of ‘Glass-Character’-senpai and ‘Gariben’-san
Author: Cella [stereotype_vamp]
Fandom:Ouran High-School Host Club
Ship: Haruhi Fujioka x Kyoya Ootori
Summary: There are no such things as wishes, there is only what you can achieve, and what you can‘t achieve. Unless you have a very large income and a natural ability to subtly persuade people into doing what you want. HARUHI. KYOYA. Because he’s rich, and subtle, and all he ever needed was someone blunt to snap him out of it.
Spoilers: All through the Anime so far.
Dedications: To abandonreality, since she’s the only one on my flist who likes Ouran, that I know of.
A/N: This is based, and using, the Beta set at 1sentence. My idea was to write a Haruhi-pairing for each theme set, but because I have come to understand that the community only allows me two claims, then I’ll just…sulk somewhere. And after that, we’ll see how it goes. This ended up being more in Kyoya’s POV (I think that’s his way of extracting revenge for what I did to him in my first fic, the poor, vindictive bastard.) I hope you’re still enjoying this!



50 Details In The Life Of ‘Glass-Character’-senpai and ‘Gariben’-san



#01 - Walking

Fujioka Haruhi, indebted to the Host Club with the sum of ¥8,000,000, has a rather feminine walk, Kyoya decides; he will have to look into Fujioka-san’s records, just to make sure.

#02 - Waltz

Haruhi doesn’t know how to waltz (or dance at all), and Kyoya would tell no one of this, but he has half the mind to teach her,--with a reasonable charge--, until Kasugazaki-senpai takes the lead, of course; he doesn’t mention it then (or ever), but for a small moment, he finds himself envying a woman.

#03 - Wishes

Haruhi has but a few wishes: to make her okaasan proud, to become a lawyer, and to go through at least one day at the host club without being hugged-to-death by the resident King; Kyoya tells himself there are no such things as wishes, there is only ‘what you can achieve’ and ‘what you can’t achieve unless you bribe someone’, so it’s no wonder he scolds himself for wishing something as stupid as ‘being able to make Haruhi-san smile like that again’.

#04 - Wonder

Sometimes, Kyoya wonders if he’s catching some sort of strange virus, because his stomach keeps doing somersaults when Haruhi looks up at him with wide eyes.

#05 - Worry

He doesn’t worry about what could happen if Haruhi never pays them back for the money; unknown to her, the debt’s been paid already, --from his exaggeratingly large pocket--, but he keeps on adding to the imaginary debt, because Haruhi’s presence rises the income quite notably; and he kind of likes having her around.

#06 - Whimsy

He doesn’t know what possessed him to throw her on his bed and climb on top of her, but he knows it’s not the ‘trying-to-act-as-a-villain-and-teach-Haruhi-a-lesson’ crap she suggested; though he does know why he’s not able to sleep on that bed afterwards.

#07 - Waste/Wasteland

“It‘s not for profit, Haruhi-san,” Kyoya softly says, “But who am I to waste something as precious as your pencil, when we could win something by selling it?” he asks; Haruhi glares at him so intently that he can almost see the fire in those eyes: “Kyoya-senpai, if you weren’t older, and I knew you wouldn’t add to more debt, I’d hit you so much right now.“

#08 - Whiskey and rum

The first time they get drunk, is at a meeting of the host club members; Tamaki passes out after two glasses of wine, the twins are in a corner kissing, bottles of commoner beer discarded on a table, and Hunny and Mori are mixing cake with cognac; Haruhi and Kyoya, in the meantime, are engaged in a battle of wills, to see who can take the most shots of whiskey and rum.

#09 - War

“Kyoya-senpai probably has enough money to start a war between countries,” Haruhi grumbles one day; “Not really,” Kyoya softly admits, pushing the glasses up his nose with pride, “But maybe if they’re really small countries.”

#10 - Weddings

At Toryu Suzushima and Kanako Kasugazaki’s wedding, Kyoya is suddenly surprised to find Haruhi squeezing his hand, rivulets of happy dears running down her face; “You were the nearest person there,” she offers as an excuse later, squaring her shoulders and almost daring him to contradict her.

#11 - Birthday

When it’s Haruhi’s birthday, the host club organize an escapade to one of Kyoya’s residence on an exotic island (with no ladies to entertain!); “Don’t worry, I won’t charge you for this,” Kyoya tells her when they get there; one second later, Haruhi’s hand is on his forehead, touching to see if he has fever, because that’s the first sign of being sick.

#12 - Blessing

Tamaki scowls, glaring at him, “The day someone pulls that stick out of your ass, I will build them a beautiful shrine and give them a crown,” he declares; “Kyoya-senpai,” Haruhi meekly questions, “Why would you have a stick up there?”; Kyoya laughs at her obliviousness, an honest laugh, and Tamaki realises there’s yet another reason why Haruhi deserves a shrine to be built in her name.

#13 - Bias

Personally, Kyoya always was more attracted to the blonde and tall women; so maybe that’s why his bias kicks him in the head every time he thinks ‘Haruhi’ and ‘cute’ in the same sentence.

#14 - Burning

Kyoya never knew how spicy a food can be, until he was running in search of a water jar, his mouth afire from Haruhi’s cooking; the girl, feeling a bit guilty, produced a glass of water for him to drink; “Ith tap wather!” Kyoya exclaimed, horrified, to which Haruhi rolled her eyes, and, grabbing his chin, she forced his mouth open and tipped the contains of the glass into that inferno; “That wasn’t so bad, was it, Kyoya-senpai?” she asked, smiling slightly, to which Kyoya pushed his glasses up his nose, and answered dryly: “No, but the doctor’s pay check will be added to your debt.”

#15 - Breathing

“It hurts,” Haruhi complains, shaking her hand in the air to cool it down; Tamaki flailed desperately, Hunny-senpai was on the verge of tears, Mori-senpai was trying to stop those tears from coming, and the Hitachiin brothers were busy teasing their lord; Kyoya on the other hand, walked towards her clamly, grabbed her hand mid-air, and bringing it to his mouth, he blew softly; “Better?” he asked, ignoring the undignified squeaks Tamaki was doing in the background; Haruhi could only nod, open-mouthed.

#16 - Breaking

She never imagined a vase could get her into so much trouble, what with evil Shadow Kings luring around her, waiting for her to make another mistake so he could add to the debt; she never imagined how much fun she could have, repaying that debt, so she was a bit thankful to the Shadow King for making her stay.

#17 - Belief

“Maybe Fuijoka-san is gay,” whispered a girl to her group of friends, just as they passed near Kyoya, “After all, he’s started to glance over at Kyoya-senpai a lot,” she declared, and the group left Kyoya behind with a collective giggle; “Interesting,“ Kyoya thought, and noted every word into his notebook.

#18 - Balloon

Whereas they are both known for being experts at popping Tamaki’s ego-balloon, it’s Haruhi who is more blunt, and Kyoya who prefers the subtle, manipulating approach.

#19 - Balcony

He can’t remember whose great idea this was, climbing the ladder to where Haruhi awaited, dressed as Juliet; “Oh yeah,” he remembers, leaning in to brush his lips against hers while the audience swoons, and faints, and gasps, “It was mine.”

#20 - Bane

Sometimes he wishes he could be more romantic instead of just focusing on what’s of profit; but someone’s got to do that job, and it is, unfortunately, his responsibility.

#21 - Quiet

Kyoya never liked hosting, and retreated in his quiet corner filled with numbers, because it was quiet there, away from those flocks of squealing girls; Haruhi doesn’t count, because Haruhi is quieter than most girls, so he lets her sit with him, whenever her customers are absent.

#22 - Quirks

Kyoya’s mouth twists into his patented smirk, and Haruhi would like nothing more than to furiously kiss it away.

#23 - Question

“Don’t ask,” Kyoya mentally grits out to a wide-eyed Tamaki, and closes the bedroom door behind him, walking away from the room, and the girl, and the bed, and the ‘nothing to gain’.

#24 - Quarrel

It’s almost poetic (or maybe not), how the reason of their first kiss is a heated argument; but Haruhi was getting too loud, and he wanted nothing more than to shut her up,--his lips seemed to do the trick nicely enough.

#25 - Quitting

Watching Haruhi from the corner of his eyes has developed into a hobby he doesn’t seem to want to quit; being able to see how the hard lines around Kyoya’s eyes soften is something she never wants to stop doing.

[JustADreamer]

И продолжение:
#26 - Jump

Kyoya’s an expert at setting up walls around himself, and Haruhi is an expert at jumping over them.

#27 - Jester

“Who are you trying to kid?” Tamaki asks one day, when he finds Kyoya watching Haruhi twirl Hunny-senpai around with a very unemotional face, trying to pretend that he doesn’t care, that he doesn’t need her, and he doesn’t like her at all.

#28 - Jousting

It stops being a battle of wills the moment he finally gives up and kisses her, the frown/scowl on their faces fading away as their eyes flutter closed.

#29 - Jewel

Kyoya’s family might be the owner of very expensive jewellery, but to him, Haruhi is starting to become the brightest gem of them all.

#30 - Just

He thinks it wouldn’t be fair for her, if they didn’t have an official first date, so he tries cooking for her, but that ends in disaster due to anxiousness; in the end, he orders his cooks to prepare the meal, and tells her that he at least tried, and to her, it’s fair enough.

#31 - Smirk

Tamaki loves flaunting this into his friends’ faces, but he always knew Kyoya was a closet-romantic.

#32 - Sorrow

Haruhi knows sorrow in the form of loosing-her-mother, and every year, said sorrow comes back during one day; the year they begin, Kyoya accompanies her to her mother’s grave, and when he senses her spirits going dim, he plants butterfly kisses all over her face, effectively making both her, and her okaasan up in Heaven, smile.

#33 - Stupidity

They both know what stupidity is, because they know Tamaki; so it’s humiliating when it’s Tamaki who snaps: “You’re both a pair of idiots, for not admitting that you love each other already.”

#34 - Serenade

Haruhi asks him if he too can play the piano, Kyoya says “No, but I know how to play other instruments,” and proceeds to show her how he can create music with her body.

#35 - Sarcasm

“Well, if you’re so adept at acting as if we were an old married couple, maybe you should marry me,” Haruhi snaps; “Perhaps in a few years,” Kyoya replies calmly.

#36 - Sordid

The rumour spreads fast: “Haruhi Fujioka and Kyoya Ootori are having a sordid, gay love affair”; it’s not entirely true, because they aren’t gay at all, and all that ‘sordid love affair’ in fact meant ‘caught kissing and dishevelled, with Kyoya’s hand up his(her!) shirt’.

#37 - Soliloquy

Tamaki is the king of melodramatics, but he suddenly finds his throne compromised when he catches Kyoya pacing in an empty hallway, angrily murmuring a speech of ‘Haruhi, I think we should move in together’ to the bouquet of roses in his hands..

#38 - Sojourn

When they have one year together, Kyoya suggest that they take a trip to some paradisiacal island; Haruhi tells him, with an impassive face, that “I’d rather much prefer if we could just tell everybody about us.”

#39 - Share

Sharing money was always hard to Kyoya, as was sharing his affection, or sharing his opinion with the class; it’s only natural that a week after they’ve formally came out as a couple during the host club, he feels as if he’s sharing his private lives with a flock of man-on-man-love hungry, giggling geese.

#40 - Solitary

His siblings and father once acknowledged that, because Kyoya was so work-driven and emotionally cold, he might as well end up as a very rich, and very lonely man; he makes them all swallow those false prophecies the day he introduces the family to his girlfriend, the lovely Fujioka Haruhi.

#41 - Nowhere

“I would go anywhere for you,” Kyoya whispers, placing a very convincing kiss upon her shoulder; “I know, after all, you have the money, and the planes to do so,” she declares cheerfully, “But for now, you don’t have to go anywhere, I’m not leaving,” she explains softly, kissing the spot between his eye and his eyebrow, “I could live in the middle of nowhere, if I could do it in your company.”

#42 - Neutral

Haruhi’s trying to subtly manipulate the Shadow King with her answer when he asks her what her favourite colour is: “White,” she says, and hopes that he realizes; unfortunately, one cannot manipulate the best manipulator alive, so Kyoya answer: “That’s not a colourful colour, that’s a neutral colour.”

#43 - Nuance

“Life is not in black and white, Haruhi, life is in many shades of grey,” Kyoya explains seriously; then he takes her hands in his, and with a mischievous smile says: “That being said, what nuance of grey do you prefer your wedding dress in?”, after which Haruhi squeals, jumps into his arms, and hits him on the head, all at the same time.

#44 - Near

She was afraid of lighting storms, and was afraid of letting other people help her, so used to being independent as she was; it was Kyoya, in the end, the one to succeed in breaking those fears with his presence.

#45 - Natural

“You were a natural beauty,” he answers when she asks him why he took her in the host club; “It came naturally, and who am I to argue with nature?” he answers when she asks him why he fell in love with her.

#46 - Horizon

His New Year’s resolution, sticking to the weird Western tradition, is ‘marry Haruhi, find a house, where they could live and love each other freely, and forever’; her New Year’s resolution is ‘make Kyoya as happy as he unknowingly makes me’.

#47 - Valiant

He is by no means a coward, but there is nothing worse on Earth than an angry Haruhi, and arguing with her would surely get him to sleep on the couch, and he doesn’t like it there, no matter how big and lush and expensive said couch is.

#48 - Virtuous

She used to be so chaste before Kyoya, but she certainly doesn’t regret meeting him, or falling in love with him, or being prim around him; especially not when he so loves displaying his affection be cornering her against a wall and kissing her until threat of asphyxiation.

#49 - Victory

“I do,” is a phrase he’s been waiting to hear since forever, and the way she says it makes all those hours of practicing speeches and perfecting his ‘I’m-terribly-cool-and-handsome-and-you’d-be-stupid-not-to-marry-me’ looks in the mirror worthwhile.

#50 - Defeat

He’s cunning, and smart, and very loyal; she’s intelligent, and sweet, and very blunt; and together they are perfect, and loyal, and loving, and complete, and absolutely unbeatable.

[Cerise Rouge]

ахренеть...*ушел переводить*

[JustADreamer]

Я думала Полю не запугать)))))

[Cerise Rouge]

его нет, но меня можно **